After sleeping in and slowly getting up and moving while waiting for the ridiculous wind to slow down, we finally got up and moving around 1pm and headed into Reykjavik. Our first stop was the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which holds the largest collection of preserved penis samples in the world. It was actually really interesting, but I particularly liked the small room off to the side with the “hidden people” penis specimens…given that they don’t exist, they’re Icelandic/Norse legends so they just made it up. My favorite was the Hidden Man jar, whose penis apparently only the pure of heart can see just as the hidden man can only be seen by the pure of heart, HAHAHA. Clever. They also have a fully mature sperm whale penis sample too, almost 5 feet long. After spending an hour or so looking at preserved penis samples, we did a little shopping and got some fish and chips for a late lunch. Then we continued down the road to Hallgrímskirkja Church and the Leifur Eiríksson statue, then went down to the water to look at the mountains. It was way too cold and windy to stay down there long, so we ran back to the car and went back to the hotel to warm up a bit. Then we headed to Blue Lagoon, a natural hot spring, and did mud masks and floated in the hot water under the full moonlight for a couple hours. Afterwards we went back to the hotel and ate and showered. Tomorrow will be a road trip day!
San Diego 2019
9/9 Monday
I got up before dawn and grabbed a ride to O’Hare for an early morning flight. With the time difference being what it is, we landed in San Diego around 9:30am. I decided to head to the hotel, Best Western Island Palms, figuring I could leave my luggage there but they actually already had my room ready so I could check in and leave my stuff which was super awesome. The room was really nice, a king sized bed that was so perfectly comfortable, a little patio where I could sit and drink coffee overlooking the marina, and a quiet room right across from the fish pier. After dropping my stuff off, I took a ride to Belmont Park at Mission Beach. It was a weekday and school is back in so the park was pretty dead, but the beach was lovely. I got lunch at Draft’s which had really great burgers and walked along the beach for an hour. Then I went south to Ocean Beach and walked up the huge fishing pier, and watched all the surfers catching waves for a while. I stopped and grabbed supplies at the store then went back to the hotel to relax a bit before heading to Sunset Cliffs at sunset. The cliffs definitely have their name for a reason, it was a gorgeous view! After sunset I headed back to the hotel and relaxed until bedtime. It had been a long day!
9/10 Tuesday
I walked over to the fishing pier across the street with a coffee to watch the sun rise but it was pretty cloudy so not much to see. No matter, it was still a gorgeous morning. Today was the zoo day, so I got there just after they opened and hung out with the flamingos while assembling my camera. Then I walked over to the Outback before turning to Africa Rocks and Elephant Odyssey. I got to Northern Frontier right as they were feeding the polar bear so he came right up to the glass so people could see him, it was pretty cool. Unfortunately the pandas were nabbed back to China, but the red panda was super cute and I got some great pictures of him. After that I went to the Lost Forest area with all of the monkeys and gorillas, who are always a lot of fun to watch, then went down the hippo and tiger trails but it was midday by that point and they were all snoozing. I took a detour to the Reptile House and Walk and laughed a bit because they were using a TMNTesque font for their turtle area. My ticket included a guided bus tour, so I figured that would give me a chance to sit. Just FYI, you don’t need to pay for the guided bus tour. It just drives around the perimeter and you really can’t see anything you wouldn’t see just walking. Also, if you must do the guided bus tour, be sure to sit on the right side of the bus since everything is on the right. After the tour I went over to the Urban Jungle area and the Asian Passage. By that point it was about closing time so I went through what parts of the aviary were open (most of it was closed to prevent spread of a contagious disease that’s been going around out here) and headed out. I was pretty wiped out from walking all day, so opted to crash at the hotel afterwards. It was a lovely, relaxing day 🙂
9/11 Wednesday
I didn’t have anything planned today, and while I was looking around for something to do noticed a whale watching tour which picked up right next to my hotel. So, I boarded The America, an old old school giant sailing vessel contracted under Next Level Sailing tours, and we headed out. Of course I had to make friends with Walter and Louie, the two sea dogs first…I wanted to petnap Walter but refrained! There was a huge pod of hundreds of dolphins feeding offshore, and we even ran into a humpback whale that fully breached out of the water and then popped his head out to watch us. I wish I had gotten better pictures, but to be honest I was having fun just watching all of the dolphins, sea lions, and the whale and wasn’t much thinking about lifting up the camera. Also, San Diego being a huge military port there were lots of cool helicopters and military aircraft and ships all around us including a new one that looked like a gigantic catamaran and could really move through the water, something like 50 mph which is crazy for something so big in the water. After we got back to the marina I took the recommendation of one of the crew and went to Mitch’s Seafood right there for their delicious fish tacos and watched the fishermen cleaning the boats and hilariously fighting with the birds over bait fish. A sea lion even swam right up to the restaurant dock, probably looking for food. After eating I opted to take the mile walk back to the hotel by foot. I was planning on going back to the cliffs for sunset but made the mistake of “laying down just for a second” and I ended up sleeping until about 3am. Which kinda sucked because I lost the late afternoon and early evening to do stuff… I laid in bed until 6am when I finally got up. Ah well, apparently I needed some rest!
9/12 Thursday and 9/13 Friday
I had lazy morning in bed until 10ish, repacked my bags and checked out. Fortunately my hotel has an internal restaurant, and I was allowed to store my bags and hang out at the pool and jacuzzi all day. It was nice to just chill out, relax, have a couple drinks, and enjoy the beautiful weather for the day. Eventually I had to change into regular clothes and make my way to the shark diving welcome center through Nautilus. After dropping off my bags, I walked around and watched the fish and seals until it was time to board the bus to Ensenada. The trip through customs was pretty lowkey, they barely even checked our bags, and we made it to the docks around 10pm. Turns out my roommate on the boat, the Belle Amie, cancelled, so I would up with a room all to myself! It took about an hour to finally cast off, and like that we were in the ocean…the wavy, nausea inducing ocean. I took Dramamine but it just wasn’t enough. I was so sea sick I spent most of the 20 hour ride in my cabin trying to not throw up. I failed twice, and didn’t get to socialize much on our way to Guadalupe Island. Curse my ears and stomach! We arrived at the island late on Friday, around 7ish, I knew we were there when the sun abruptly went behind the island and I got up to see why there was such a sudden change. Upon seeing the island I went to the top deck to get a proper look and man, it was GORGEOUS. That night the full moon rising was huge, bright, and a little red. It was creepy but cool. After skipping three meals I just wanted to sleep and I did until morning. Next up, GREAT WHITE SHARKS!!!