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Thailand – Day 7 (Phi Phi Islands)

I looked out the window after waking up with trepidation. Today I had an all-day island hopping tour booked and the weather folks said it was supposed to be raining and storming. Well imagine my delight when they were wrong again (seriously not one day has been what they forecaste aside from the heat) and the sun was out and shining. So I caffeined up, put on my bathing suit, doused myself in sunscreen and bug spray and headed down the street to meet my tour guide. The tour group I went with was called GR Tours and our guide Mung was excellent. He was professional, courteous, and the whole boat team took great care of us. It even included a buffet lunch on Phi Phi Don, which was pretty nice. Our first stop on the island hopping tour was Bamboo Island, and since our group had everyone arrive early we were able to leave early and get there about 15 minutes before the mass influx of other tourists. We all practically jumped off the boat to get photos before the 100+ other folks arrived. After an hour admiring the crystal clear water, we got back on the boat and went to the Phileh Lagoon, a shallow water cove with warm water where you could just float and relax in the shade of the surrounding cliffs. I met a very nice woman from Nepal in our group who was worried about floating, so I took her hand and we floated together for most of the time. The boat went around the corner a little to Viking Cave, but that area is off limits for bird nesting, so we went next to it and snorkeled for a bit. Honestly though the waves were really rocky and after accidentally inhaling the saltiest sea water I’ve ever tasted I started to feel icky so I didn’t stay out too long. Next stop was Maya Beach, another gorgeous location that was used in The Cove movie and had to be shut down to tourists because of all the damage people like us were causing to the coral.

Then we headed to Monkey Beach where wild monkeys run around. Now, I’ve had a LOT of experience with wild monkeys in my travels, and I’ve learned to have a very healthy respect for them and keep my distance. I know that monkeys are thieves, that they are fast and strong with big teeth and irritable temperaments and can turn on you in a split second. I don’t trust monkeys, at all. I did get off the boat, but mostly because I was starting to feel a little sea sick, otherwise I kept my distance and watched the rest of the tourists doing EVERYTHING the guides told them not to do. People were feeding them, trying to pet them, splashing them with water, getting super close for that Instagram photo, and I saw two people get attacked within minutes of getting onto the island. One person not in our group got bit on the leg, another person in our group got bit really bad on her arm. On the flip side, other people were having the time of their lives mostly with the babies crawling on their shoulders and hanging out. It was weird to see the two sides, and I admit I freaked out a little and yelled at a guy who tried to physically grab a baby monkey on his shoulder and set him down like a cat and the baby kept opening his mouth just waiting for the hand to get close enough to bite. Plus when you’re dealing with baby monkeys, you gotta know where mama is. The monkeys kept (justifiably) biting people and the people were too many and too dumb so we only stayed about 15 minutes then headed to Phi Phi Don, the main big island.

There we ate at the buffet, and had a little over an hour to wander and shop or do whatever. I mostly just walked the market a bit then sat in the shade on the beach until it was time to go. The trip back was uneventful, and far less bumpy than the way in. After they dropped us back off at Aonang I took my stuff back to the hotel and then headed out to the beach. I stopped by the massage place that had kindly let me take shelter during the heavy rain a couple days ago, and got a relaxing massage while waiting for sunset. Then I sat on the beach until the sun went down (3 for 3 on gorgeous sunsets here!) and got some food at that Family restaurant again (they knew who I was instantly, is that weird? I hope I made a good impression and that’s why they remembered.) Tomorrow I head off to Phuket, but to be honest I could have spent another week here just relaxing.

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Venice – Day 2

I was up and out the door after breakfast early and made my way to the ferry dock. As I waited, an older gentlemen with a daschund walked by and it was a pretty cool looking dog so I asked if I could take a picture of him. The man was amused and let me take a photo and pet the puppy. Afterwards he asked in broken English if I was waiting for the ferry, and I said yeah. He told me none of the ferrys were running today because of a strike (seriously, what is up with Europeans and not wanting to put signs anywhere???) so I’d have to walk to my tour. He was very nice, and directed me to the Accadamia Bridge which was the closest one and then another guy at the bridge directed me where to go again and I figured it out from there. Shout out the Venetians for being patient with tourists during the disruption! Fortunately I had left plenty early and got to the meeting point in time. I did a walking tour of the city with an English guide, and met some very nice people in the group from Florida. After the walking tour, we got in a gondola together and did the 30 minute loop through the canals.

During the walking tour the guide mentioned a hospital that we passed by which had open areas inside home to about 50 cats, so I doubled back there and hunted down the cat area because that’s just who I am as a person. I only saw about 15 or so, but the place was huge with multiple areas and plenty of hiding room. A lot of the cats seemed afraid of people and didn’t want to be touched, but there were two black cats and a black and white one that just laid in the sun and lavished the attention of passersby so I hung out with them for a while. I continued on my way to the Bridge of Sighs and then went back to my hotel for a bit of a walking break before my next tour.

After a couple hours cooling down in the hotel, I headed back out for my next tour of the Doge and San Marco Basilica after closing. The Doge was pretty cool, the rooms are beautiful and you get to walk inside the Bridge of Sighs. I didn’t go to the Basilica during the day, but at night it was gorgeous. They put you in the main chapel and turn off ALL of the lights for a few seconds, then slowly turn them all back on as the old electrical system kicks in and slowly illuminates it gradually like a rising sun. The tour even took us down to the underground and around to the golden wall. It’s a little pricey, but I thought it was worth it for the special access.

The tour let out into the Piazza. There were three restaurants that had hired three bands to play music to lure in guests. These are restaurants where one (1) glass of wine is $30 and a bottle is $200, so they could afford to hire the bands. Anyway, one band would play, then another, then the other so the tourists watching would keep shuffling back and forth to listen and I did too for a little bit. The first band played a nice romantic slow tune and all the couples were dancing together, the second band played a really upbeat tune and people were clapping along, and just as I was about to leave the third band started playing and what started out as E.T. turned into an almost 10 minute movie theme music montage that was just amazing. I missed the first minute or so on video since I had to run over there, but managed to record the rest and it was epic!

I’m pretty sure I have the route to the hotel almost memorized now, although I did make a wrong turn down an alley at one point and when I turned around a huge yellow lab was standing there waiting for pats. So of course I gave him a pat, and he moved so my hand would be on his rump, so I scratched his back, so he collapsed and started kicking his leg as I hit his sweet spot and was just being a super cute pupper for probably an 80 pound lab. When I stopped and walked back to go the right way he followed me for more pats (of course I obliged) and I eventually found his owner in the main square for that area who thanked me for bringing him back…even though I had no idea the dog was lost, it was just following me and I happened to run into the owner. So FYI, Venice is set up like a maze, and Google Maps is completely worthless, so you actually have to pay attention and learn which pathways and walkways and canals and alleys go where and expect to run into random friendly dogs (that last part is the opposite of a problem). I made it back to the hotel without incident after that, and crashed. Onward to Rome!

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Paris – Day 3 then off to Venice

I packed up my bags to store at the hotel, checked out, and took a taxi to the catacombs. I was there a bit early so I sat down at a café for some caffeine. It’s funny, in the U.K area and Barcelona everyone had café mocha, it was like a staple drink, but in France no one has any idea what you’re talking about so I had to use a translation app to get the waiter to understand what I was asking for. He got it, and it was a good cup. After snacks I went outside to meet the tour guide who took us down to the catacombs including areas closed off to the general public. Our tour guide Leye was awesome, he knew a lot about the catacombs and why they existed and how they got the 6 million skeletons into about 106 miles of underground tunnels. It was a bit morbid, but I like creepy stuff like that. After the tour I went back to the hotel and picked up my luggage, then got to the airport early. Easyjet apparently doesn’t let you check in early though, so I got a salad at the airport restaurant and waited about an hour. After checking in I went to our gate, then to another gate, then back to the first gate, then shifted over one lane to another gate. I thought for sure my checked bag was going to get lost, but everything arrived safely.

With the delays it was after 9pm though by the time we landed, so instead of playing with public transportation I took a taxi to my hotel…or….at least I thought I could. It wasn’t until after I put the hotel into Google maps that I realized there are no roads that go through Venice. Also, the public transportation buses would have been easier and WAY cheaper to take since they all go to the docks anyway. I mean, I knew there were canals and boats were used but I didn’t realize there were NO roads connecting the islands. Oops, that’s what I get for doing zero research on these places. Once the taxi dropped me off at the boat area I got a one day ferry ticket and asked around trying to figure out how to get to my hotel. I asked 3 people and got 3 answers, so decided I should stick with the ticket person’s advice and take the #1 boat. I think that was the most roundabout way of getting to the hotel, but it was a nice night and a pretty ride so I didn’t mind too much. FYI, Google Maps is useless in Venice. For some reason they don’t have the walking paths all plotted out so it’ll direct you to a point then just put this magical arching dashed line like “Good luck bitch you better fly!” Fortunately bridges are plentiful so I figured it out, but it was past 11pm by the time I got to my room. Ready to go island hopping tomorrow!